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The Legend - An essay I was assigned by my English 100 teacher.  Compare this essay to the Spring Reflection and you'll see a significant difference in tone and emotion.

EM- A sonnet I wrote for English class.  It is based off the idea of unrequited love.  The title is pronounced "em" which is appropriate to the content.

Cheese Nips vs Cheez-It- One day on the Bemanistyle Internet Relay Chat we got into a discussion on how much Gaia Online is a shitty forum.  Well, we got the idea to make a few accounts and make joke posts.  One of those joke posts was made by Dewgy.  The title of this essay is the title of that thread, which was located in the forum's debate section.  Oddly enough, this was not nearly the most unintelligent debate in there.  The entire essay is a joke.  Knowing this is a matter of knowing the general intelligence of the Gaia Online users as well as the reply rate on the entire site.  There are typos that I am too lazy to find, just FYI.

Long Sentence - I was bored one night and decided to write a long sentence.  I was once told that I cheated by using conjunctions and commas, but I still don't think it's too bad.  You be the judge.

Analysis of the Seven Days of the Week - In this opinionated essay I compare and contrast subjective aspects of each day of the week.  Quite a silly essay, but it was fun to write.

Non-linear Proof - When my geometry teacher taught us this term, an idea surged through my head, so I took out my pencil and began writing.  I expect to die by 50.

Spring Reflection - Another English assignment from my irritating high school British Literature teacher.  In this assignment we were supposed to think back at our senior year and recall a time or event that changed us or made us realize something about ourselves.  I wrote about the first, and only thing, that came to mind.  Seeing how as it becomes more and more of a sensitive issue with me each day, I structured and worded the essay in such a way that would reveal almost nothing, but tell the whole story.  This is quite literally my emotions in the form of words.